Exclusive Kelsea Ballerini New Album Track Listing

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It’s been a slow week for the blog because of how busy I have been but that should change in the coming weeks with school ending. In the meantime I read an article by Nash Country Daily that describes Kelsea Ballerini’s new album as “dark” and “about growing up.” Since I’m a jerk, I decided to make a joke out of this and write up a fake track list with a short description for each song. The descriptions are meant to be written by Kelsea as well. Hope you enjoy.

1. Dunkin’

A truly dark tale of a trip to Dunkin’ Donuts in which I ordered a decaf double foam latte with soy milk only to later realize that it was whole milk instead of soy milk! It happened a few years ago but it still gives me chills.

2. No Phone, Alone

This one is still hard to talk about. One day on the way home from the mall I left my phone in the limo. I was without my phone for like 2 hours and I wanted to die. I wonder how like the pilgrims didn’t get to text the Indians about stuff.

3. Boy 

This track is a lot more uptempo and happy than the previous two dark songs. Basically I like say the word boy a lot of times. The music video for this is like so lit, I can’t wait for everyone to see it!

4. Daddy Where’s My Glitter?

Yet another dark track on this album. I go back to a traumatic day during my childhood when I ran out of glitter and Daddy wouldn’t get me more. He claimed it was because he had a broken leg but, I think he was just faking.

5. Real Housewives

I like love all the reality shows on TV. I just wanted to honor all the incredible people that work so hard to be on these shows. It’s so tough being famous.

6. Brave

So like a lot of people don’t know this about me but I’m like really brave. On the tour bus one night there was like a spider and I hardly cried at all. I calmed myself down by playing some of my new music and then the spider for some reason just died on it’s own. So weird!

7. Country Boy Shake It For Me

This song was such an inspiration growing up! I love Luke Bryan and I wanted to do the song Country Girl Shake It For Me from the female perspective. The song was a little more on the traditional side so I changed the music a little to fit with my personality.

8. Song 8

Writing an album is like really hard. I just ran out of ideas so I said “How bout we just call a song song 8?” Well my label loved it and we decided to run with it! It’s not really about like anything but, it’s really happy and fun.

9. Dibs Remix feat Katy Perry

Dibs was such an inspiring track to so many people that I thought it would be great if we could do a remix with Katy Perry! She’s so incredible and her music is actually pretty country if you think about it.

10. Country Radio Your Like The Coolest!

This is my little hey hey to country radio. You guys are like so awesome! You will play anything I send you and I think that’s like so cool!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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6 thoughts on “Exclusive Kelsea Ballerini New Album Track Listing

  1. I myself have been awfully busy lately (most of my posts this week were written well in advance) but I have missed commenting on here, and of course I can leave time for a quick LOL. Well done man! I especially like Song 8, haha.

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  2. This is great!! I laughed out loud at Dunkin’; No Phone, Alone; Daddy, Where’s My Glitter?; and Song 8. 🙂

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  3. For like the Target exclusive deluxe edition thingy, there’s the super-sparkly bonus track, “Tinkerbell’s Remix of Peter Pan”

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  4. Song 8?
    Maybe y’all can help her out with this one for the community writing piece?
    This doesn’t sound like her, but…

    Burning west of Yuma,
    Looked like infinity sideways,
    Something I-8 just came back up again…
    Oh, that time in Ocho Rios seems like 8 lifetimes ago,
    Now, the desert seems like my only friend

    42’s the answer to the universe and everything,
    But we weren’t lucky enough to hit the jackpot twice.
    Now, I’m driving through the desert
    As alone as I can be.
    I-8, looking sideways at infinity.

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